Although pretty and pedicured, my feet are seriously too small for my body. This was just confirmed by my co-workers. We tried on sample flip-flops, all of which were too big for me. Then I squealed with delight when I pulled out the kid sized pair. The co-workers couldn’t even get the flip-flop on. I, however, could get them on. To my dismay, my heels were off the back.
One co-worker cheerfully noted that if I was in Japan, I’d have normal feet! I said, “Nay! I would have BIG feet!” Then I proceeded to stomp about like I was crushing the Japanese Godzilla style. I was crushed when my larger footed co-worker stomped on my foot. I realized I was only a mini Godzilla, even to the Japanese.
Dreams shattered. Too big to big a child, to small to be an adult.
Story. Of. My. Life.