Yeah. Really.

I get a thousand phone calls a day.  Usually from really idiotic college girls, or really old women. I find humor in them, so I shall blog about today’s calls.

Girl: Hi. Can you help me? I’m a muse.

Me: Good for you.

Girl: No really.

Me: Amusing?

Girl: Yeah sometimes.

Me: <silence>

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Lady: I can’t find the buggy.

Me: Pardon?

Lady: The buggy!

Me: I’m sorry, I do not understand.  Are you trying to find our online shopping cart?

Lady: Maybe. I don’t really know.

Me: <silence>

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