Another day in the life of my phone. This was a text conversation with a co-worker. No, I’m not allowed to speak at the office. We resort to texting, which is much funnier.
Coworker: WTF you been laughing all day? What’s wrong with you?
Me: hahahahaha lololololol 😛
Co-worker 2 (not on text): I have to leave immediately. My baby has a fever and I have to get him to the doctor.
Coworker (back to texting): Did your mama take you to the dr every time you had a fever?
Me: Clearly not. Actually, I feel feverish now. I’m delirious with googles.
Me: DAMN IT TO HELL. GIGGLES. Now I’m not laughing anymore. 😦
Coworker: I love that you have a case of beer googles and it is only 10am. For christsake share….
Me: Beer googles? Are you making fun of my spelling challenged phone, or did you mean to really say goggles?
Coworker: I would love to claim I was cleaver, but it was a mistake. I did mean goggles.
Me: You are Super Cleaver. You wield a mighty knife.
Coworker: Shut it.
Me: You love me.
Coworker: Googles are on you tonight.