Because of my job, I have serious doubts about getting older and allowing the youth of today care for me, the planet or anything else aside from a cell phone.
Case in point:
Me: I need to verify your shipping address, this one is not the one we have on file for you.
Completely Oblivious Student: Um. What did I put?
Me: Blah Blah Blah Building. (Protect the ignorant by not posting the address)
Completely Oblivious Student: Um. What address do you have on file?
Me: Blah Blah Blah…..
Completely Oblivious Student: Um. Well I just guessed at the address when I typed it in. I thought it sounded about right.
Me: So I should use the address on file?
Completely Oblivious Student: Um. Sure. Why not.
Me: Ok then. Sure. Why not! Have a great day.
a) you don’t know where you live b) you guessed at the address c) you have no idea if the address I have for you is correct. I know 3-year-old children who know more than this girl. I rolled my eyes so hard I think I sprained something.
