If you know me, you know I don’t sleep. I’m like a vampire – but without the cool mystique, ability to survive without a bag of chips and easy cheese…oh and the whole “never get old” part. On one of my sleepless nights, I was scrolling through the channels. (God bless movie channels for keeping me off infomercial hell each night.) I came across a movie with an actress I’d actually heard of, so I stopped to watch. Big mistake.
The story was very basic. Hollywood A-lister turns D-list and is booted out of Hollywood….only to find herself in the land of what I am pretty sure was West Side Story meets anything Fosse choreographed. And, it got worse from there.
Here are a couple of shots from my tv (apologies for the lack of quality) to allow you a glimpse into the personal hell of this movie.
I’m pretty sure that I must have been asleep and this was a dream I had to remind me why I never sleep: bad dreams happen to good people. I actually convinced myself of this until I saw the evidence of my movie (which has a title I can’t remember) in the pictures on my phone.
Now I have the song stuck in my head and I’m shooting Fosse-style dance moves around the office. No one is happy with me, but I can’t stop it. Really. I need help.