Short bonus post today. More of a PSA really.
Me: GRRWWWLLLL (not me, that came from in my stomach)
Coworker: Dude. Was that you?
Me: Yeah. Sushi for lunch is long gone.
Coworker: That sounds painful.
Me: GRRRWWWLLLL!!!!!! I’m fine. (I look at my stomach and issue a silent shut up warning.)
30 minutes pass
Coworker: (hurls a pack of whole wheat crackers at my head) Feed that thing for God’s sake! If you don’t, I’m going to murder you and your stomach.
Me: while eating cracker: Noted. Crackers save lives.
Coworker: Namely yours.