I told you I had a dirty mind lately. Well, it got worse.
Proving, yet again, that semantics are important. One man’s tomato is another man’s… well…. enjoy….
Coworker: Can we put up a link to fuzzy balls on my part of the website?
Coworker: Don’t be that way, look at it on the computer. It’s fuzzyballs.com and I think it has good info on there.
Me: I’m not typing that in. I’m afraid of what I might see.
Me: Fine. Ohhhhhhh. It’s fuzzy YELLOW balls.com
Coworker: Yeah. Isn’t that what I said?
Coworker: Oh. Well whatever. Can you link that for me?
I then had to call HR and tell them that if they saw a search for “fuzzy balls” on my computer, it was NOT what it sounded like. Rather, it was a coworker who had asked if I could link it to his web page and he left out yellow. I sound like a moron. A sick, twisted, moron.
I need wine.